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OFFER TOO HOT TO HANDLE BLOWN

TO SMITHEREENS ON SAN JOSE STREET

DUMB SQUAD BOMBS :-(

9:51 am PDT April 28, 2000: dateline: San Jose, California:
Reporter On the Scene: Adot Webb
This is a true story, remember you saw it here first...and that it was attractively formatted....
Last Friday morning got off with a bang in downtown San Jose, California when San Jose Bomb Squad Agent T-11 took aim at a Silicon Valley Firm's Initial Public Offering with a 12 gauge shotgun and pulled the trigger.. KAPOW!!...Hello! and Goodbye to the Initial Public Offering of art and poetry mega-site: Adot.com. What does Wall Street think? This yesterday from NY CEO, Isaac Levali, "Obviously the public is discontented. When governet officials start sending out humor creation specialists instead of these sicko anti-capitalist street theatre groups masquerading as public servants, Well, Hallelujah! That'll be the day!"
reference: The Standard
reference: San Jose Mercury News story.
Further INSIDER STORIES as we ferret em out, or make em up;) Stay Tuned, A.W.

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copyright 2000 Adot Webb

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